My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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