I'm really into asian looking animals
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
how drunk are you?
Several
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