found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just found puke in my bra..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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