And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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