Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I want a musical about memes.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
tell me about the fingering
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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