And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
my being single is dangerous.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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