so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I didn't notice because vodka
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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