is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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