yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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