Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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