If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
