I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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