Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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