Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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