Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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