He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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