I am puke
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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