I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
