If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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