Christians are straight up FREAKS
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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