He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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