The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
