awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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