Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Is it because I queefed?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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