I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Ketchup is God's man juice
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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