Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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