We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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