I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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