i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
