it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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