Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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