How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
