I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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