Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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