just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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