I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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