yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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