With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
whose parrot is this?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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