Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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