I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize
