PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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