Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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