what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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