Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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