if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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