No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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