love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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