Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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