YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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