somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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