just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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