Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
ugly people sure do ruin things
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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